From our ads in The Living Magazines!
For June 2015:
What is a shark's favorite game? Swallow the leader!
For past months:
What makes the letter "G" scary? It turns your host into a ghost!
What key won't open a door? A tur-key!
Why is a cat on the beach like Christmas? It has sandy claws!
What kind of cup doesn't hold water? A cup-cake!
What did the cat give to his valentine? Purrr-fume!
When do dragons stop eating? Mid-knight!
What kind of bunny can't hop? A chocolate bunny!
What day of school is the children's favorite? The last day!
From our ad in the Cincinnati Children's Theatre program:
Why are cats good at video games? They have 9 lives!